HO HO HO!

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS TORONTO GAVE TO ME....

12 toilet rolls,

11 packets of noodles,

10 cans of beer,

9 chicken wings,

8 packets of cigarettes,

7 condom wrappers,

6 hours of sleeping,

-5 DEGREES OUTSIDE!

4 endless parties,

3 lazy housemates,

2 headless horses,

AND A BOTTLE OF JAMESON! ZING