ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS TORONTO GAVE TO ME....
12 toilet rolls,
11 packets of noodles,
10 cans of beer,
9 chicken wings,
8 packets of cigarettes,
7 condom wrappers,
6 hours of sleeping,
-5 DEGREES OUTSIDE!
4 endless parties,
3 lazy housemates,
2 headless horses,
AND A BOTTLE OF JAMESON! ZING